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"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WAKING ME UP AT THIS TIME IN THE AFTERNOON"." IF THATS YOU PALMER THEN I WILL DUNK YA IN THE OLD TIN TUB FROM THE BATH HOUSE"." AND THEN PUSH YOUR GOD DAM TIN PLATED ARSE OVER THE EDGE OF THE BRIMBLE HILL CANYON, AND IF YOU WALK AWAY FROM THAT YOUR ARSE WILL BE UNDER ARREST"!! "NOW WHERE THE HELL ARE MY GLASSES"!

"OH....Its a stranger, well how the hell are ya"

"Well as your new in town you had better
take a look at the sheriffs rule book."

"I would not like you to break the law
like them three that I hanged last week."

"Well to tell the truth I only hung two
of em, the other one fell out of the cart
on the way to the gallows and sadly, I ran
him over".

"Well there was nothing I could
do I cant help being near blind."

"Anyway it saved using up good rope."

Sheriff Watta Twerp's Rule Book.

Rule 01.

NO GUNS TO BE CARRIED IN WROUGHTONVILLE.

Rule 02.

YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO THROW UP IN THE SHERIFF'S HAT.

Rule 3.

NO FIGHTING IN ANY OF THE WROUGHTONVILLE SALOON BARS.

Rule 4.

NO CATTLE RUSTLING.

Rule 5.

LIKE FRENCH TOURISTS, THE STUPID ARE EVERYWHERE. DO NOT MUG THEM.

Rule 6.

ANY OUTLAWS BARRED FROM WROUGHTONVILLE WILL FACE THE GALLOWS ON RETURN.

Rule 7.

I MAKE THE RULES. SO WHAT I SAY GOES.

REMEMBER it is your duty to report any sightings of the outlaws to the sheriff.

YOU CAN E-MAIL THE SHERIFF OR FILL OUT A REPORT IN THE - MAKE A STATEMENT - SECTION.

Contact Watta Twerp your local kindly Sheriff.